by CharlieDaniels April 27, 2006
The Grundel Grab is a sexual technique attempted by women who read too much Cosmo magazine. This maneuver which involves the prodding of the male sexual partners grundel, will in theory bring him to climax as this is his proposed G-Spot.
The validity of this theory and technique are both questionable due to a lack of substantial scientific and/or medical evidence.
Although rarely attempted, if done without warning, the male partner may resort to violence in order to protect this sacred and noble region, often referred to as "no mans land".
The validity of this theory and technique are both questionable due to a lack of substantial scientific and/or medical evidence.
Although rarely attempted, if done without warning, the male partner may resort to violence in order to protect this sacred and noble region, often referred to as "no mans land".
by Mr. Friend July 14, 2009
Small balls of feces hanging from the hair on the grundel. Very similar to dingleberries or cling-ons, but located on the grundel.
by MajStorm September 14, 2007
The patch of hair between your balls and asshole (the grundel) and when it gets too long, it looks strikingly like a mohawk.
"Yo Jimmy, give me a couple minutes, I have to go trim my Grundel Hawk because I am expecting a rim job from Wendy tonight."
"I need to shampoo my Grundel Hawk, that shit just stinks."
"I need to shampoo my Grundel Hawk, that shit just stinks."
by Shower Fart September 10, 2008
by Ginger-Killa666 April 12, 2011
1. To be so pissed off and stressed about something as to force a strain or tear of the grundle.
2. To hit someone with such force (see: dial-tone)as to seperate the grundle from the rest or the sphinctal area.
2. To hit someone with such force (see: dial-tone)as to seperate the grundle from the rest or the sphinctal area.
1. When I found a wad of sticky singles in my girlfriend's panties it left me severely dis-grundled.
2. When Yackl outdraws me after going all-in with a Jack-Two offsuit it makes me want to dis-grundle him.
2. When Yackl outdraws me after going all-in with a Jack-Two offsuit it makes me want to dis-grundle him.
by PeterGammonsLuvChild June 7, 2005