by crimsonchin April 20, 2015
A Goonie would be a person when you look at them you almost burst out laughing or just shake your head..
Ex. Yo Trey you see that Goonie hes ugly as fuck!
Ex. Yo Trey you see that Goonie hes ugly as fuck!
by Bobby Light...Trigga Trey January 13, 2010
by Shomari Carter March 13, 2007
A group of kids at Dean College plus one sluty girl that lives in wallace. They walk around the school like their better than everyone else and act like their hard asses when their really big PUSSYS!!
Gettin lite with my gooniesss!!
by Yoshilover December 10, 2008
A Goonie is a person who is a midget with four legs, 6 arms, sticky out ears, and has a thumb sucking problem.
That kid is a Goonie.
by Truemeaningbokchoy November 07, 2019
A group of homosexual children too young and naive to understand their feelings towards each other. Always getting into trouble or each others asses they roam the neighbourhood or underground caverns of your town whilst being stalked buy a deformed paedophile who can literally pull all your clothes off with the one tooth in his slobbering misshapen mouth.
by Squaids187 July 08, 2010
1. An emo kid.
2. A hardcore kid.
3. A kid who shops at Hot-Topic and wears t-shirts referring to cult classic movies such as "The Goonies" and bearing statements like "You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same". Other fashions include Doc Martin boots, chuck taylor sneakers, all black clothing with pointless zippers and straps, eyeliner, and trench-coats. These kids usally laugh at jokes that are not funny. Goonies usually listen to Emo, Screamo, Metal, New-Metal, Rap-Metal, Hardcore, and sometimes 'Classic Rock'. Their skin is usually incredibly pale because they never go outside.
2. A hardcore kid.
3. A kid who shops at Hot-Topic and wears t-shirts referring to cult classic movies such as "The Goonies" and bearing statements like "You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same". Other fashions include Doc Martin boots, chuck taylor sneakers, all black clothing with pointless zippers and straps, eyeliner, and trench-coats. These kids usally laugh at jokes that are not funny. Goonies usually listen to Emo, Screamo, Metal, New-Metal, Rap-Metal, Hardcore, and sometimes 'Classic Rock'. Their skin is usually incredibly pale because they never go outside.
by That one kid, jeff August 03, 2007