The Golden God

The alias of the mythical Dennis Reynolds, a true 5 star man who spends his time cruising in his finisher car, attending wildly erotic Eyes Wide Shut style sex parties, and helping his companions get off. His erotic memoirs are the stuff of legends, and over the years he has perfected a system to win the devotion of any woman. He was the most popular guy in high school, and is a master of The Implication. When his rage is untethered it knows no bounds, and if you cross him he may chop you up into a tiny million little pieces and display you in a box. He has a predilection for skins of all kinds, and loves working with his tools. Also owns a bar in Philly.

The Golden God: "My rage is untethered and knows no bounds! Be gone from me, vile man! Be gone from me!"

by Pepè Silvia April 4, 2017

4th gen golden boy

So K-Media called Taehyun as "Golden Boy" oh yeah a new title and we love to see it!!!

TAEHYUN IS THE ONLY 4TH GEN GOLDEN BOY .

by k0te November 18, 2020

Russian Female Gold Diggers

Beautiful but pieces of ungrateful shit that make you spend unnecessary amounts of money ranging up to thousands

only men who don’t get pussy and are desprete get russian female gold diggers

by Fadeider January 14, 2019

golden cig

The Golden Cigarette. The first smoke of the day. The only cigarette that gives you a head high...unless you are really faded. Caused by the neurotransmitter nicotine mimicks duly called nicotinamide.

Tstep: "Hey can I bum one of those smokes?"

Azzhat: "No."

Cool Guy: "Here you go bro."

*Light* *Inhale*

Tstep: "Thanks bro. It's all downhill after the golden cig."

by tstep August 9, 2010

gold dagger

A male version of a gold digger, i.e. a guy who dates a chick for her money. Rather than digging the male uses his dagger to get the gold. He wants to know where the gold's at. He wants the gold.

Guy 1: Dude, his new girlfriend has a beach house in the Caribbean, lives on a golf resort in the states and has investment banking parents.
Guy 2: He is such a gold dagger.

by xaviermoose October 20, 2010

Golden Retriever

A significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship. Hence the reasoning why it is similar to having a golden retriever.

My boyfriend was explaining how it is so nice to be with me as I am so easy to keep happy. Enjoying the positive comments I asked him to elaborate and he then advised that I only required really good sleep, plenty to eat, and really nice walks to which I realized I was essentially a golden retriever.

by The ToolShed January 14, 2019

Golden Reaction

n: the act of getting two girls into the precarious situation of being naked, while allowing a male (usually a Kyle) to piss into the first girl's vaginas, then, once full, the piss will leak into a funnel which is attached to a tube that has the other end inserted into the second girl's vagina.

When the second vagina is full, a second funnel and tube is used to transport the piss to the first girl's asshole.

Once full, the mixture should leak into a third funnel and tube which is inserted into the second girl's asshole.

This leads to a fourth and final funnel and tube which leads to a beaker glass to allow the solution to settle.

The girls then take turns drinking their special concoction.

Kyle: "Hey girls, want to create a golden reaction?"

Kyle : "Have you ever tasted a golden reaction?"

Morgan: "I havnt had a golden reaction in a long time, would you want to join me later Morgen? "

by JSmithInYuma October 14, 2020