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Golem

The Golem is a card in the famous game Clash Royale. Players who use Golem decks get no bitches and have no skill. They tend to just throw everything behind the Golem at the bridge during 2x elixir. After they three crown you, they start spamming free emotes such as the CRL Knight emote.
Person #1 - "Let me see your deck."

Person #2 - "Ok, here"

Person #3 - "Dude, you play golem? I bet your parents are divorced"
by perc O_o January 27, 2022
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Goyim Golem

A fan-made alternative name for the character G.I. Robot. The title "Goyim Golem" emphasizes how G.I. Robot’s actions benefit the state of Israel and suggests that its creation played a key role in supporting the foundation of Israel within the DC universe. G.I. Robot is designed to target the most unruly of goyim, specifically Nazis.
Reddit Mod: You're being antisemitic, G.I. Robot would murder you.
American Patriot: Goyim Golem
by IAmNotARacistButARealist December 7, 2025
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Sneaky Pocket Golem

In the game Clash Royale the glorious card of Golem exists. The whole point of it is to pull your opponents pants down and absolutely shove your massive willy right into their king tower as fast and hard as you can. The moment its hard and veiny rock cock hits your tower you have lost to a Sneaky Pocket Golem.
Person one: What are you doing

Person two: getting absoulety pegged by thus nigger ass cock Sneaky Pocket Golem

Person one: Nigger
by Max Radish Lover June 9, 2025
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Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond! This wonderful fact is from grians video "Wholesome ways to mess with your friends in minecraft" this addition was added in 1.17.1!
Grian: hey bigb did you know if you punch an iron golem with a flower it will give you a diamond?!

Bigb: no I did not know that Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond
by MylesFromTomorrowland June 17, 2022
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025
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Golem

A clash royale card the users of this card usually can’t get women and think they are invisible to women often paired with night witch it is the best way to come out in public “I use golem” Me-“kys
I hate u cuz u use golem
by E giant March 6, 2022
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