Can't teach give-a-shit

Phrase used to explain the inability to force another to display conscientious behavior to complete a task properly; the inability to impart upon another individual a sense of duty or obligation (give-a-shit) that would otherwise be felt by a normal person in the same role. Usually used as a reactionary expression of disappointment and/or exasperation.
Ex 1. Employer describing employees: "Every time a copier runs out of paper, my employees will just use another copier instead of filling the first one up... you just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 2. Homeowner describing contractor: "I hired some painters to paint my house and they didn't bother to remove the shutters around the windows, now only one side of the shutters are painted and the house color behind the shutters is unchanged! You just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 3. Parent describing their child: "My son keeps leaving the door wide open when he leaves for school. No matter how many times I remind him, he never remembers to close the door behind him. I guess you just can't teach give-a-shit."
by Dougboyisms June 9, 2013
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I don't give a shit

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter
by Skybolt453 August 22, 2014
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I Don't Give Two Shits

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.
Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.
by ChronicClub August 18, 2016
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give-a-shit-o-meter

That totally didn't register on my give-a-shit-o-meter
by LondonThis August 22, 2011
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This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.
You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit
by kk626kk June 21, 2011
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Do I Give a shit?

not careing
Do I Give a shit? about mason no
by fsdfsdfs January 3, 2017
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It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything
Hey teacher today is national dont give a shit day so I don’t give shit about work
by National dont give a shit November 15, 2019
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