guys im gerkin-sexual
by gerkinjerkin May 23, 2021
Get the gerkin-sexualmug. To Gerk / Gerk Walk is to move with such viscosity and or swagger, that those around you fall into a hypnotic trance fueled only by the sheer amount of schmoovin’ that you be doin’.
“Hey Mark, did you see that guy on the news Gerkin’ in NYC?”
“John. What the fuck are you talking about?”
“Yeah man, he started Gerkin’ during the Macy’s parade, by the end every US resident within a fourteen mile radius was either Gerkin’, two steppin’, or jerkin’, sometimes both. It was… it was wild man.
“John. What the fuck are you talking about?”
“Yeah man, he started Gerkin’ during the Macy’s parade, by the end every US resident within a fourteen mile radius was either Gerkin’, two steppin’, or jerkin’, sometimes both. It was… it was wild man.
by X Isn’t Real November 25, 2023
Get the Gerkin’mug. by Blacknasty April 27, 2019
Get the hooded gerkinmug. Brian made sure to where his affliction shirt and salt life baseball cap to his Gerkin Anonymous meeting at the unemployment office on Tuesday
by Lsassafrass October 29, 2025
Get the Gerkin Anonymousmug.