funk

to make love, have sex or fuck. not just any substitute for the word fuck, but a euphemism for sexin' and sexin' solely. Used most amusingly when watching a movie or a television show and calling out a couple who are just kissing.

1. Anna, who is the guy in the purple tie? Is he trying to funk?

2. Dude, Erin and Zach are totally into each other. They're gonna funk!

3. Anna, did you and Kevin funk last night?

by Megan Hucks December 26, 2008

funk

Funk is that odor that wofts from your crotch after a long sweaty day of doing yardwork. The odor of sweaty balls and rump rot when you are just sitting down to take a break after hard doing some hard work

I worked out side allday today and had to ring out my underwear before my wife blew me. She said "I've got the funk".

by Outsideventman December 05, 2006

funk

summit stinky. strong smell.

'shit man can smell dat skunky funky shit back at my crib homez'

by deardon March 13, 2006

funk

a substitute for the word fuck
say funk *blank* if you are in the precence of women, childeren or parents

I funking hate this
Why are you so funking stupid
I funking bombed this test dude
What the funk buddy

by evan macdonald June 20, 2006

funk

Weed. Ryming slang for skunk. Also see 'punk' and 'monk'

I got some reem funk, come over for a blaze

by Jackie-F September 09, 2005

funk

Gay slang for the accumulation of sweat, dead skin cells, and so forth behind the testicles. Evidently, some enjoy its taste and smell.

As I was licking his ass, I briefly paused to take a whiff of his sumptuous funk.

by Your mother's cooze October 10, 2005

funk

used in substitute for the F-bomb. often used in more casual of conversation.

"hey Babs is that Leesa over there"

"yah it is, what the funk is she doing here?"

by Matyd August 23, 2006