Frosting a Deuce

Jacking off on your shit after you take a dump.

Steve, you need to tell Jake that frosting a deuce at your friends house is totally not cool!

by Lieber47 July 24, 2009

Frosting Face

a female that wears too much make-up, commonly found on pubescent teens or any woman with bad skin.

Q: How was that chick you were talking too?
A: She looked good at first, then I saw that she had frosting face....yuck.

by A-Jacks February 1, 2007

Frosting the urinal cake

The act of taking a shit in a urinal.

Chuck is in there frosting the urinal cake to troll the bourgeois hotel guests.

by Shuck E Darns July 18, 2013

Chill your frosting

Phrase. Chill your frosting is a phrase used to request somebody to de-escalate their rhetoric / argument.

Similar to / can substitute calm down

'Oi, chill your frosting!'
'Chill your frosting, mate'
'Oh him, he needs to chill his frosting'

by sensibl3 May 1, 2019

frosting the bowl

v. generally limited to non-commercial/industrial strength toilets: when, after dropping anchor you flush, your deposit smears all over the side of the bowl on the way down. The weak-ass water pressure is unable to 'lick' the bowl clean.

I took this iceberg dump and, like, totally frosted the bowl when I flushed.

by Amanda Hugginkiss December 16, 2003

Jack Frosting

Cum that was expelled through masturbation, ie- "Jacking", and has not been cleaned up, allowing it to go shiny and slightly crisp, like cake frosting.

Typically found in teenagers bedrooms, although fully grown men that have wank addictions have been known to jack frost their carpet on a regular basis.

Danielle thought she had hit the jackpot with Steven. He was kind, considerate, and seemed to be very house proud. She relaxed happily on the sofa, thinking about how great her relationship was- until she noticed the Jack Frosting on one of the cushions.

by MagickDio April 23, 2010

Ass Frosting

(1) When having anal sex, you pull out and cum on her butt.

(2) A very stupid person's behavior

(1) "Things were feeling so good, I gave her a little ass frosting"

(2) "Get off of me with your ass frosting!"

by J.T. in KS January 13, 2009