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Free Willy

The name given to a man or woman who frees alot of willies. This man/woman frees willies usually for a high fee or if lucky, no fee at all. These people are usualy either drug or alcohol addicts, and they will free around 100 to 700 willies in their life times.
Kelsey:"Man shes a slut!"
Alexandra:"whose a slut?"
Kelsey:"Rebecca"
Alexandra:"oh yeah, shes such a Free Willy."
by hucu101 January 12, 2011
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Free Willy Style

1. Doing as one pleases with no regard for the consequences that may occur.
1. I processed this request Free Willy Style, without the proper documentation.
by dontcha know who i am July 16, 2009
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freeing the willies

when a male masturbates and ejaculates. he is freeing the willies
i was real horny, and i went to the bathroom to relieve myself and my girlfriend came in and caught me freeing the willies.
by Meaux69 October 27, 2007
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Free Willy

When you self-fellate, cum in your own mouth, then spit it in the air as you jump over a young child shouting "FREE WILLY" causing the cum to land on your own back as you do it
Last night I was bored of shagging Barbara so I decided to give myself the old "Free Willy" with her son Joseph.

It was amazing!
by RichterBlowhole July 30, 2021
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Free Willy

When forward deployed during operation Cobra Gold, a Marine chooses to swim into the open ocean and whilst either frog kicking or back stroking begins to evacuate bowels into said body of water.
Hey cpl Marine is Free willying! What nasty little bandini piggy
by J^2mafia July 24, 2023
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free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.
Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.
by Shepshape June 22, 2021
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Free Willy

When you are at an aquarium and you unzip your pants and put your balls upright on the glass and call out 'free willy' and see if any sea creatures come up and sniff and/or lick.
*un zips pants at aquarium* places balls upright on glass... ' FREE WILLY'
by Veronica11 August 23, 2016
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