fraud squad

Fake ass bitches that say they are squad but aren't there when you really need them, but are happy to drink your alcohol and eat your food at parties. #fraudsquad

When I called Jeff to help me move he said he said he couldn't. That dude is full Fraud Squad

by Ol' Steeze November 23, 2015

Tax Fraud

something yoshi commited

yoshi commited tax fraud.

by SomeNerdLol June 1, 2018

Marriage fraud

marriage fraud is when two men get— two women— two— shit, when anyone gets married, and then— and then— and then— they fall apart, and then the other one— (listen, tubbo,the other one probably owns a knife or some shit,) and then what they do is they go rob a bank together as frauds

tubbo: what’s marriage fraud?

tommy innit: marriage fraud is when two men get— two women— two— shit, when anyone gets married, and then— and then— and then— they fall apart, and then the other one— (listen, tubbo,the other one probably owns a knife or some shit,) and then what they do is they go rob a bank together as frauds

by Lonelysorrows December 19, 2020

makeup fraud

Finding out in the morning after the night before that the stunner you went home and banged all night is actually a right minger without the makeup.

She was class, amazingly stunning, until the makeup came off, its the biggest case of makeup fraud I've ever seen

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Nap fraud

When one pretends to sleep for any reason, possibly so they don't have to do something, to get attention, or to find out gossip and secrets. Very useful for finding out information you might not be supposed to know.

Penny: No no, it's ok, Andrew's sleeping.
Jenny: Ok.. Well, I really like Andrew's dad, he's really sexy.
Penny: Cool. I think I might have a thing for my Uncle... Probably just a phase!
Jenny: God Penny! Andrew's not really sleeping!

by Hayley Hogsworth August 26, 2005

Beyond the fraud

When you get your wife home and she has removed all of her body shaping accessories ie. push up bras, spanks, etc. When you finally see her real body figure you have then gone BEYOND THE FRAUD.

I got my wife home last night and went beyond the fraud!

I got my wife home last night and went beyond the fraud

by Kelly Knox June 19, 2018

Fraud Guarantee

A super stupid name for a technology firm that is supposedly set up to protect its customers from being defrauded but may be the direct connection with the savvy fraudsters themselves.

Let’s just say that when I found Fraud Guarantee I was entirely solvent but after doing business with Mr. Parnas for about a year, I was living in my car.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019