flum

Marijuana of poor quality or a horrible marijuana dealer.

"All I got is this flum weed"

"I think this weed guy is another flum"

"This flummy weed smells like moth balls"

"I'm supposed to meet the weed man at 5pm but hes a flum so its likely to be 9pm"
"I cant beleive I paid $300 for this flum weed"
"I'll smoke some weed but I dont want any of that flum shit"

by thinkdim November 13, 2009

Flume Technician

A very important, under-rated job. In a nut shell, it is a nutshell... Being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (MacGyver style).

It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.

Jenn: What does Phil do all day? He always looks so busy but I never see him working.
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes

by Thom Krüse April 17, 2009

Amish Log Flume

Having anal sex with a chick who has a thick beard.

Last night, Bill picked up that Latvian waitress with the beard and totally Amish log flumed that hairy bitch.

by Mark W. Howell, Esq. September 7, 2009

Flume Candy

1. Any crease on a female's body that a man might find sexually appealing. Well-known examples include breast cleavage and butt crack. Lesser known examples include the back of the armpit ("huffle"), calf-hamstring crease, and elbow crease.

2. A penis.

1. There some definite flume candy under that baby tee.

2. That chick's huffle needs some flume candy.

by EugeneCLukas October 7, 2011

fluct

fucking slut

why is she such a fluct

by Tejeb April 13, 2015

Fluctra

A streamer who was unrightfully banned on twitch.

Did you hear fluctra got banned for nothing?

by @mouglexe January 6, 2021

fluet

The act of making an ATM transaction. Each $20 increment is equal to one fluet.

Shit, I have no money, I need to go pull a fluet.
How many Fluets do you need? Just give me three fluets ($60).

by Genius GZA September 29, 2007