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Fitcunt

A term used by the chronically ill to describe patronising, Pilates obsessed twerps who prescribe a cheery disposition and a trans fat free diet as cures for literally any illness you can think of. You know the sort.
"Hey man, you still got that tiredness thing?"
"Yeah, it's an incurable lifelong illness."
"You need to get more natural sources of B vitmins in your diet. My sister in law had the same thing. She eats 25g of brown rice three times a day, and she's totally cured now"
"If you don't stop being such a fitcunt, I will literally end you"
by AllTheSpoons May 6, 2018
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Fistication

Sentenced to death by means of fisting the asshole.
In the news today nathan neely will be put to death by Fistication.
by Dadpool90 January 25, 2022
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Fishcunt

New workvac mate 😈😏💪
Rowhere you basedbin

Edwards?
Fishcunt
by fishcunt master 123 April 13, 2025
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