Freaky Fergus

Most commonly used when you need to discuss a time you got freaky, without directly admitting yourself to doing it. Often followed by claiming that Freaky Fergus is a real person, in order to keep your alibi.

"Yeah, did you see ol' Freaky Fergus the other day pole dancing on that tree?"

"Who's Freaky Fergus?"

"He's, uh, a friend of mine. Freaky Fergus is a nickname."

by The Freaky Demoman July 13, 2025

Jules fergus

An absolute God who gets all the pussy they ever want,

Yo it's jules fergus, what a god

by WtfRUdoinStepBro January 15, 2021

Fergus, Ontario

A small town no one in the gta knows of. Full of bad soundcloud rappers and a bunch of boys who think they’re gang. Cops everywhere. You’re most likely to be arrested and charged for dumb shit.

“fergus, ontario yutes eh, always thinking they hard”

by nicknameismebjadf December 14, 2019

Fergus Eyers

Fergus is a very 'tall' individual, with a lot of 'stature'. He has red hair and a big nose. He has a greatly exaggerated jawline and is maybe gay.

'Man Fergus Eyers has such a big 'gift', I wish he'd give me a dirty cooper'

by 100% Factual and Sourced February 28, 2023

Fergus Smith

A person who never makes layups but can drain a half court one-handed shot with ease.

Fergus Smith just made a halfcourt again!

by thelebronjames23 June 5, 2025

fergus fat ward

Fergus fat ward is a fat greasy prick who has a pedo dad and shags dogs and also fancies little girls

Fergus fat ward is fat and greasy

by Joebobuuuuu December 1, 2022

fergus

the name of the most annoying thing ever and always gets on peoples nerves.

“ugh there he goes again, it’s fergus.”

by Rah mate April 13, 2022