fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.

So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.

by bitchuck August 31, 2024

Fanny pack

An erotic sex position, where the woman uses ropes/strings( powerful enough) to suspend herself in the front of the man, so he can walk and fuck her at the same time. This is a symbol of dominance of the man over the woman.

Dude 1: I see you fanny packed her.
Dude 2: Had to show her who's the boss.

by Anon_69/420 September 20, 2024

Fanny Pack

When your wear your woman around your waist with your lipstick in it...

Got her so hot she's on these hips like a fanny pack

by Lunchtrays November 25, 2024

Fanny Pack.

its like an extra pocket you where outside of your clothes.

"what does our gym teacher keep in that damn Fanny Pack.?"

"zebra cakes, vodka, and scotch. Oh and bandaids."

by je$! July 8, 2009

fanny pack full of floppy dicks

1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob

That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks

by dumbbruce17 November 27, 2012

fanny pack bod

A body that is so sexy it still looks good with a fanny pack on it

I'm gonna go work on my fanny pack bod.

"Damn I want some of that ass."
"Seriously?? That guy's wearing a fanny pack."
"So what? He's gotta fanny pack bod."

by Fawkes Meriwether January 18, 2017

Fanny Pack Whack

(Wac, Wack, Wacky)

Marijuana sold out of a fanny pack.

Wacky weed, something is wrong with it, crazy, zany, irrational, peculiar.

Wac, PCP on marijuana.

Usually a derogatory term for foul, weak weed and a distrust for the person selling it. The concept that persons who sell weed out of a fanny pack are hustlers, not honest, upright, outstanding dealers. Who knows where they got the weed and what it might be laced with.

Fanny Pack Whack should not be confused with Backpack Whack, Marijuana sold out of a Backpack.

This old man he played five, he played nick nack on my hide with a nick nack Fanny Pack Whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

You got whacked, hustled, hit hard. You bought Fanny Pack Whack.

by eaglize November 5, 2006