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Exodus of cunts

A large, loud, slow moving, inebriated instance of students.

Similar in its descriptive classification to a herd of cows, gaggle of geese of murmuration of starlings.

Exodus—noun

A going out; a departure or emigration, usually of a large number of people.

Cunts~noun

Being used in one of the more obviously justified and easily contextually interpretive applications of the phrase.

A group (number unknown, but often greater than 5), with no regard or empathy for others residing in their (very likely) temporary "study based" surroundings, due to the overly excessive and unfiltered consumption of intoxicating substances, along with a distinctly unjustified highly inflated opinion of their own self worth.

Often heard at 'fuck-off' in the morning shouting/screaming inaudible dialect, sometimes at each other, or diversely partaking in what could only really be interpreted as a vague attempt to "sing", commonly accompanied by clapping.

Similar to having a cloned collection of the local, mostly deaf, tramp tanked up on methylated spririt and wailing karaoke/football chants at each other, in semi-unison, or otherwise, whilst rudimentarily trying to find one hand with another on a trailer being dragged through town by a milk float.

Also applicable as a phrase to encompass certain groups of sports fans (with some minor contextual adjustment).
"Punch me in the face and call me Whitney! What the very shit is all that ruckus at this time of the fuck-off?!"

"Clearly an exodus of cunts"
by The $h4d0w February 9, 2019
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exudust

a person that you might find on twitch or twitter. Tell them hi! they will appreciate it
exudust just followed
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Exodus Wagon

Were taking the Exodus Wagon to school!
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Exodus 90

I still think it's some cult shit.
Hym "I mean, the sales pitch is 'we've helped men get off their phones' but.... Jordan... YOU ARE THE PHONE. If you care so much about how much time people are spending on their phones.... Why don't you just leave!? That's 6 million people you can help get off their phones in one fell swoop! AND they won't have have to pay the exodus 90 people. You save them money and get them off their phone. I mean... Yeah. Just leave the retard sex cult if you don't like what they're doing. Ooooh right the shit you say is for the "not yous." Where's Ye at dawg? I thought you were going to have him on... er... Ye I mean. Not ME Hym but Ye him."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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Exodus

The second book of The Bible. It narrates the story of the Exodus, in which the Israelites leave slavery in Biblical Egypt through the strength of Yahweh, who has chosen them as his people. You can read the Wikipedia article if you want to learn more.

A 70s thrash metal band formed in Richmond, California by Kirk Hammett of Metallica. The current line-up consists of Gary Holt and Lee Altus (guitars), Jack Gibson (bass), Tom Hunting (drums), and Steve "Zetro" Souza (vocals).
"Exodus rocks!!"
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Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy

It's just the fucking cult thing again. Jesus Christ!
Hym "Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy academy is out. They clearly didn't get enough people to sign up for the jungle compound. I'm not doing. My life will consist of 1 thing and 1 thing only: reducing infinity to zero. But beyond that it's literally just selling people into slavery. He wants to be a modern slave owner. So you sign up, take his bullshit University of Phoenix level course, AND THEN... He (LIKELY) sells you to a company that (Likely) has some sort of hiring contract. He just shifted the slavery up one level of abstraction further. 'See, we go back to selling them to eachother but THIS TIME... This time I'll get the slaves to pay me to sell them to their masters."
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Exodus

Yeah, no I'm gonna do an exodus one.

God "Hey! Hi! Moses!"

Moses "Um... Yes? Can I help you?"

God "Yeah, actually. I need you do to me favor."

Moses "Who... Exactly are you?"

God "Oh! Oh, right. Yeah, I'm the guy. I made all the stuff. What are you calling me nowadays? Elohim? Ha! I'm asking but... Well... You know."

Moses "OH! Oh! That- I... Yes! Yes, what can I do for you, lord? Anything!"

God "Yeah, hey, go tell Pharoah to give me all the Jew-slaves... Make him give me the Jew-slaves.... And those cows. I want the cows too."

Moses 😨 "Wh... What? How? I can't..."

God "No... You can. Tell him to give me the slaves or I'm going to kill all of his kids. Or wait, no! I'm going to kill all of the kids not just his- NO WAIT! Even better! The first born sons of every man and woman in Egypt! THAT'S who I'm going to kill. All the first born sons."

Moses 😱 "I can't tell him that! He's going to kill me! Why would he even believe me!? Why can't YOU just tell him!?"
God "No... No, I don't really feel like it. I want you to do it... So... You're doing it. Hey, and tell him about the frogs. But no, you're fine. Go tell him the thing. Here- Go, take this magic stick."
*Hands Moses stick*
Moses "Um... Frogs?"

God "He's not going to want to do it so I'm gonna make it rain frogs.... And crickets... And I'm going to turn all the water into blood... And, like, 7 other things... Gonna do a bunch of stuff..."

Moses 😨

God "..... Oh, damn it. Is the times broken? Did I... Hold on a second- Er... Heheheh... Nevermind. Hmm... No... The times is on.... Huh... So... You're just standing there I don't understand what's happening right now."

Moses 😨

God "Okay... Go do the thing. I don't think I could have been any more clear about this. Times is on so why-uh... Are you not doing the thing?"

Moses 😨 *Walks off*

God 😮 💨 "I gotta get a better handle on this 'times' thing man... Is it moving? Is it not? I can't tell the fucking difference... 😮 💨 Yep... Yepyepyep... HEY! DON'T FORGET THE COWS!"

EXODUS
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
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