Elyssa

Elyssa is a short lesbian Asian. She also has large boobs. Though she doesn’t show them off she won’t hesitate to say her favorite catch phrase “penis queef.” She is also racist.

“OMG I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY PENIS QUEEF IN MY CLOSET”
it was the curse of Elyssa.

by Word lover March 4, 2023

Elyssa

The most thoughtful person you’ll ever meet and their kindness is immeasurable

Is your name Elyssa? Because you sure are kind

by Connor waits April 14, 2023

elyssa

ketpet. elyssa never shuts up, but that’s also why everyone loves her. she has a crippling nicotine addiction, can never take her anywhere without a vape or snus. she has adhd, she is delulu but also straight forward and will not take shit from no one. you need an elyssa in ur life.

Elyssa’s favourite hobby is to share peoples vapes - “watch your vape; Elyssa is coming”

by ketpet December 7, 2023

Dirty Elyssa

When you cum in your women’s ear and I drips into her eyes so she can’t hear or see. Then you punch her in the throat forcing her mouth open so you can shove your penis to the back of her throat and choke her out. Killing her.

I gave my ball and chain and Dirty Elyssa last light.

by 8461947 March 6, 2024