Two's or Dudes

A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.

Man this bar sucks! It's Two's or Dudes in here, and that dudes a two..... I'm out!!!

by T&A Fishing & Bagfries Crew October 8, 2011

Dudeson

One of the four craziest stuntmen from Finland. The Dudesons have a show on Spike TV which consists of them performing stunts and pulling pranks, including shitting in mailboxes, recieving darts to the stomach, and setting each other on fire while they sleep. The Dudesons are: Jukka, Jarno, Jarppi, and HB. They have befriended the skateboarding Jackass, Bam Margera, and the show finally gained access to homes across North America, as well as other continents, and is currently in the progress of causing misery to the parents of fans like me.

'These guys were started before Jackass was started' Steve-O
'The Dudesons f*cking rock!' Bam Margera

by [e-mail] July 9, 2006

Duwess

Generally, a retarded and/or deaf person's version of the actual English word "Duress"

Little Johnny was under duwess when he signed the contract to sell his legos to Little Jimmy; therefore the contract is invalid.

by Richard Hoch May 28, 2008

Dude von Dudenstein

A nickname for a tight friend

Sydney Fife: Dude von Dudenstein!

by Sgt. Lincoln Osiris May 15, 2009

Dudesnack

A male subject who one picks up or hooks up with; usually at a bar or social scene. Dudesnacks may be used for purely social reasons or full on relations.

Dudesnacks may be scooped at any time after lunch.

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Probably going to the bar to pick up some tasty dudesnacks.

by smculver April 29, 2009

Thirsty Ass Dudes

Guys who continue to contact a girl after being repeatedly told they are not wanted.

Guy: Hey! :) you didn't text back yesterday, i'm sure your phone was dead. it's okay! what's up?
Girl: I told you yesterday, I DIED. Stop texting me!!
Guy: Okay, i'll text you later :)
Girl's Friend: Ugh, thirsty ass dudes. Smh.

by Smart@$$girl December 19, 2011

Dudeist

A follower of Dudeism.

That dude is a Dudeist Priest.

by HighPriest October 7, 2013