Double Micromanagement

When your boss and your boss's boss both are overmanaging the same issue.

Boss's boss: "Send me the monthly report right away"
...shortly after that...
Boss: "Send me the monthly report right away"
Previously-happy-go-lucky employee: "assholes. Stop that double micromanagement"

by happy-go-lucky employee March 18, 2013

double mayo

To give a double serving of the white liquid condiment.

That booty looking so tight, I'm gonna give it a double mayo tonight.

by WaiKai March 25, 2017

Double Muppet

A sexual act during which two people fist each other simultaneously.

Did you see Cameron and Brooke at the party?! They were in Aaron’s room doing the double muppet! Man, that looked like it hurt.

by Batmansnutsack November 9, 2020

Double Moat

When you are throat-fucking a female and give her a Wet-Willie in each each ear.

It was late Friday night when I Double Moated this chick.

by DoubleMoatMaster May 1, 2010

double melt

1. A kind of burger with two kinds of cheese melted over the burger patty.
2. Two different guys cum into a girl's mouth, on her tongue, with one wad of cum landing on the other, hence the two "melt" into one another and over the edges of the girl's tongue.

Larry and Steve planted a double melt into Carla's mouth. OR:
"Triple X Blowjobs" featured an awesome double melt scene.

by Schnozta January 15, 2007

Double Mouth to Genitals

The first known euphemism for the sexual maneuver known universally as, 69.

Hey babe, how you feeling about a little double mouth to genitals tonight?

by the nich November 29, 2009

Double Meat Treat

The action of two nude, erect, males facing each other and placing their penis's side by side. At that point one of the two men grabs his and the other male's penis with one hand and
begins to masturbate them both.

The other day i walked in on Jake giving Javier a "Double Meat Treat". I then turned away and left the room.

by mad machine tweaker July 31, 2012