Brown Door Knob

A sexual act in which someone poops into their hand and then massages their partners penis in a violent twisting motion, as if they were trying to turn the knob of a locked door.

Person A: "Wow, that was the best brown door knob I ever had! Next time can you stick your house key into my dick?"

Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"

Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."

Person B: "Oh...I see.."

by Renegade0894 March 30, 2016

Door knob

A slut who sleeps around.

She's a door knob - everyone gets a turn

by The Lamplighter June 16, 2017

door knob cheese

its when a male cums all over a doorknob handle and takes a picture and uses it as a trophorical prize.

dude i cummed all over my doorknob check this pic out dude its the perfecet door knob cheese

by Bry Bry Da Killa August 15, 2007

Door knobbing

shoving a door knob into your vagina or anus and twisting it for pleasure

Hey man. when you don't have a penis, use a door knob! door knobbing is great fun!

by THeTunaFish September 6, 2009

door knob licker

a person who completely ignores the social-distancing instructions.
the term refers to how licking doorknobs could get you the covid-19 virus

did you hear that the nba was shut down?
yeah that door knob licker decided to touch all the microphones, than discovered he had corona

by spoopy cat boi October 26, 2020

Door Knob

Female anatomy (vagina) that lets 99% of the male species get their turn. . . Most female door knobs can only survive off of Dust Off.

"hey bro, have you had your turn? I know of this door knob where you can get your turn all the time!"

by Ran Through It May 16, 2015

Door knob

Someone who is always having sex and everyone has a turn

Man I had sex with a proper door knob last night!

by Urbanrebel3001 February 6, 2017