Doodie Claus 

Doodie Claus is a large, poorly groomed Hungarian man that lives in the sewers of Boston. Every year on February 12th, he journeys to the surface to give children the gifts of doodie and happiness.

Gosh, that sure was kind of you to put those orphans out of their misery Ken, you are a regular Doodie Claus.

Doodie Claus by Spanky the Pirate April 2, 2004

doodie miscarriage 

Is when you can't come to term and you might shit yourself or come damn close to shitting yourself. Pretty much also know as bad diarrhea.

I have a DM!!!
Major DM
dropped a DM
doodie massacre
I have a doodie miscarriage

doodie miscarriage by drop it on the one August 27, 2008

Doodie Shank

(n.) A weapon created when an inmate models up a block of feces either from one sitting, or over many days and eventually carved into a stabbing weapon.

Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.

Jerome died from a doodie shank infection while he was in the joint

Doodie Shank by Death-Row Lifer August 17, 2010

Doodie Head 

Doodie head has many meanings but it is mostly used to describe someone who is an idiot

*Does backflip off 2 story building
"That dude is a doodie head"

Doodie Head by YaBoyChilled December 15, 2017

doodie box 

eating out a butthole. licking an anus. going ass to mouth

dave ate jenny's doodie box by licking her butthole

doodie box by doodieboxlover7 February 17, 2012

doodie smooch 

When one is eating another's ass, when the person prairie dogs a loaf and ones lips touches the turd.

I was giving the bitch a rim job when she fucking "doodie smooched" me. I promptly ass punched that bitch.

doodie smooch by Ndenile January 15, 2013

Doodie Dick 

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).

I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.

Doodie Dick by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011