doucheberry

Like a dingleberry is a turd that sticks to someone/somethings ass. A doucheberry is an ex partner who just won't go away, usually refering to a male ex(female ex's who exhibit this tendency are known as dinglebitches).

This girl I'm seeing keeps telling me her ex husband stakes out her house to see who she's dating, what a doucheberry he is.

by TripsDadisOne September 25, 2009

deuchebaggery

Adjective: the way Brett Favre acts at the beginning of every season

Brett has started his deuchebaggery again. When will he ever grow up and act like a man.

by diction67 August 4, 2010

deuceburg

Looks like a little shit floating there, but ends up being a gigantic shit lurking under the surface waiting to sink you.

Dave seemed cool but turned out to be a deuceburg and shat all over us and sank the group.

by Martin Yu October 26, 2011

doucheberry juice

When a douchebag starts sweating because he knows the words coming out of his mouth are complete and utter bullshit.

Jason: Does Calvin even know what the hell he's talking about?
Colin: No...look he's sweating out doucheberry juice

by Jason696969 April 24, 2013

doucheburger

a single burger patty, saturated in grease and left over from dinner 3 nights ago that is microwaved and put on cold buns with cheese, ketchup, mayo and mustard

Uncle dave left a doucheburger from the bad thanksgiving he ruined

by Votes December 10, 2022