by B Crouch April 14, 2021
When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.
Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.
by specialkk47 December 5, 2011
1. What you call someone who just stated the obvious
2. Someone who is one of the dumbest people you know.
2. Someone who is one of the dumbest people you know.
by Professor Pseudonym March 15, 2011
by Jean Genet Ramsey September 7, 2008
One who investigates another person's donkey (ass). Normally done by males to other males, but can also be done to females.
by Mobius92 April 7, 2006
A sex act where the female cosplays as a Pikachu, then as you are about to climax, she reveals she is actually your father.
by Cecesqrf May 11, 2019
by boner joe July 21, 2006