detective work

group sex

Hey there; do you and your friends want to come back to my van and do some detective work?

by Jean Genet Ramsey September 07, 2008

Detective Dumbfuck

1. What you call someone who just stated the obvious
2. Someone who is one of the dumbest people you know.

Hey, Detective Dumbfuck, come here.

by Professor Pseudonym March 15, 2011

Monday detective

When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.

Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.

by specialkk47 December 05, 2011

the hungry detective

An old vice cop that used to chase bad guys and now chases down food joints.

The Hungry Detective enjoyed a fabulous meal at Halls in Charleston, SC.

by B Crouch April 14, 2021

Donkey Detective

One who investigates another person's donkey (ass). Normally done by males to other males, but can also be done to females.

Look at Ben, he's a total Donkey Detective.

Stop inspecting my ass, you Donkey Detective!

by Mobius92 April 07, 2006

Detective Pikachu

A sex act where the female cosplays as a Pikachu, then as you are about to climax, she reveals she is actually your father.

"hey baby you wanna Detective Pikachu tonight?"

by Cecesqrf May 11, 2019

detective scrote

pimp ass detective in the shape of a ballsack

detective scrote was on family guy making fun of the show the shield

by boner joe July 21, 2006