david

He a bitch ass nigga he got the smallest dick ever thats why he a bitch ass nigga stooopid ass nigga

Guy 1: "Did you see David today?"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah man, what a boss."

by peshru May 30, 2019

david

david is..superrr caaa-utttteeeee(:

really sweet!!

amazing bodyy<33 and faceeee(;

really niceeee and hilarioussss!!!
my dad loves him..and no hes not my boyfrienddd,yett<3
i love him so muchhh(:

oh hes such a david!

by pearll(; August 31, 2011

david

A back stabbing, heart breaking player that doesn't deserve anyone but himself. Also known as monkey boy.

David is gay!

by a girl who hates david July 26, 2009

david

that one kid in class that is smart but acts retarded

damn david is such a smart retard he is also smart because he was smart enough to escape the special ed class

by big boi chandler May 25, 2019

david

A david is a person who is incapable of getting a girlfriend. They are always rejected no matter what.

"Oh my goodness, he needs to stop embarrassing himself. He's such a david!"

by MajorClapped December 8, 2018

david

A guy who thinks he is a real player but when it comes down to it hes just a grimmy ass boy who tries to fuck anything that breaths

David: hey you got a nice ass.!
Girl: uhmm i have a bf??
David: and that matters why???

by gjfhlasdg May 14, 2010

david

a hebrew name often a jew as it is. often fat and nerdyish but can often be a good friend. this kind of person can often be found in the dark room playing xbox live.

"That fat twat is gay"
"Must be David"
"Oh yeah"

by matthew kinson February 7, 2009