david

He a bitch ass nigga he got the smallest dick ever thats why he a bitch ass nigga stooopid ass nigga

Guy 1: "Did you see David today?"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah man, what a boss."

by peshru May 30, 2019

david

1)a type of scatchy material used to wipe your ass
2)a guy who walks around in a towel
3)an annoying person who sleeps all day and doesnt do their homework

1)dude my ass is sore from using a david
2)why's he walking in a towel? oh hes just a david
3)stop being such a david and do your homework!

by moe0 November 22, 2008

david

david is..superrr caaa-utttteeeee(:

really sweet!!

amazing bodyy<33 and faceeee(;

really niceeee and hilarioussss!!!
my dad loves him..and no hes not my boyfrienddd,yett<3
i love him so muchhh(:

oh hes such a david!

by pearll(; August 29, 2011

david

A back stabbing, heart breaking player that doesn't deserve anyone but himself. Also known as monkey boy.

David is gay!

by a girl who hates david July 27, 2009

david

that one kid in class that is smart but acts retarded

damn david is such a smart retard he is also smart because he was smart enough to escape the special ed class

by big boi chandler May 26, 2019

david

A david is a person who is incapable of getting a girlfriend. They are always rejected no matter what.

"Oh my goodness, he needs to stop embarrassing himself. He's such a david!"

by MajorClapped December 09, 2018

david

A guy who thinks he is a real player but when it comes down to it hes just a grimmy ass boy who tries to fuck anything that breaths

David: hey you got a nice ass.!
Girl: uhmm i have a bf??
David: and that matters why???

by gjfhlasdg May 14, 2010