choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm

mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma October 18, 2012

CrOoSh MaFiA

The worlds newest and best clothing line and greatest group of people to ever exist.

Smaller Version of the Real Mafia, except, not as violent.

Start the Croosh Mafia Revolution

by Emperor Chris September 16, 2005

choosey tough guy

Someone who decides to act bold and cocky around other individuals that are weaker/smaller/less intimidating than them but crumble once they are in the presence of someone who towers over them (bigger).

Joe lolly: Hey mark, that guy called you a fag!

Mark: Where?!

Joe lolly: That big dude in behind you.

Mark: Oh, well he's kinda big, but if he were my size I would take him on....

Joe lolly: Dam bro, your a choosey tough guy.

by Jay-Si January 19, 2013

Choosing

When a person shows interest in more than one person in the same social circle

I was texting her at first, after she saw Gabe she was choosing.

by Jeff_TheWhale August 9, 2018

nigga with crocs

Goofy niggers in the neighborhood that have the most dope shoes in the fucking west. These niggers as classified beyond the spiritual plane and surpass all known levels of humanity. The quality of their shoes is in ratio with their penis size. These niggers dont get shot by the police men, rather, they tend to nut.

cop 1: "lmao did you see that nigger back there?"
cop 2:"nah fam i got YEETED on by that nigga with crocs"
cop 1: " oh damn, i just NUT."

by aniggawithcrocs September 20, 2017

coosage

basically a substitute for anything innappropriate. Also a synonym for either genders.

Jon got his coosage sucked today.
We were walking around and allthesudden coosage happens.

by coosage@eastside May 29, 2010

Daddy's croissant

When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".

At a hostel in Marseille:

Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*

by dabruce September 6, 2019