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enthralling tale comrade

A variation of "cool story, bro" which acts to serve as the ultimate shutdown to stories the storyteller of which thinks is super awesome, but is actually wasting everyone's time because no one cares. These stories can be heard IRL, or seen often on WoW forums or 4chan.
"HEY MAN I WAS PLAYING EVE ONLINE YESTERDAY AND I JUMPED OFF TEH SHIP TO THE GROUND BUT THEN I GOT BARRICADED BY TONS OF OTHER ENEMY DUDES AND THEY ALL CAME RUSHING AT ME LIKE A ZERGRUSH FROM STARCRAFT HOLY FUCK WHAT AN ADRENALINE RUSH"

"Enthralling tale comrade."
by Brobeck May 23, 2009
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comrade

away to call your friend when you're in the Soviet Union
hello comrade please wipe my ass.
comrade why is the American not moving after only being shot in the face?
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Fallen Comrades

Pieces of food, ice or anything else edible that has fallen from the sandwich or any other food product that a person is eating.
Ex.1: Sean was eating his Italian foot long sub with the works on it. Tomatoes, banana peppers and olives fell out onto his plate. "Broski let me get your fallen comrades because I'm still hungry."
Ex.2: As I entered Taco Bell, I saw a child who had eaten half of her taco. I seized the opportunity and yelled "GIVE ME YOUR FALLEN COMRADES." Then her father slapped me.
by JOEY ABEL aka JOEYJAMR July 3, 2008
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comrade

'peer' in french
by bebe June 10, 2004
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comradenat

A beautiful perfect jewish non beany they/he person with tits who saves the planet and loves volcanoes, pumpkins, and of course the planet earf. 🌋 He loves eating pork and bacon (pig butt) and hates eating kosher 🥺🥺🥺. Is anti semitic because koshertankie said so and is fake joo cuz anti zionism and defend joseph biden stalin. 😕😕😋 His bestie is my dick 😎.
te amo, comradenat.
comradenat no habla español, elle es une gringe.
by natswife April 24, 2021
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Black Comrade

A person who helps you excel, but only when they're in your presence. In your absence, they drag you down.
I thought he was a true friend, but it turned out he was just a black comrade.
by hawaii_grunt October 24, 2014
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Comrade

A snooty term, sometimes perjoratve, used by American soldiers, especially in West Berlin, to refer to German nationals.
I’d like to place the machine gun over there, but comrade has his panties in a twist over us damaging trees.
by Raysipse February 5, 2019
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