Cockwaffle

what happens when you end up getting too drunk to stick to the cock block you were planning for your friend to keep him from taking home the fat chick.

Or,

Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.

Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.

"Dude, why'd you cockwaffle last night? You knew I was too drunk to judge how ugly that chick was.

Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"

"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."

by Prof. PILF October 13, 2009

Cockwaffler

NORTHERN IRISH SLANG

A person who speaks about a person in a very good light dispite talking absolute waffle, metaphorically sucking their dick while trying to talk.

"Aye, Big Mikey is the greast fella ever so he is. He has done so much to help the people up here and he has done even greater things"
(This is all not true to the person who is about to use the term "Cockwaffler")
"Jesis meite, stop sucking his dick ye wee Cockwaffler"

by Maddalious September 15, 2025

LE CUCKWAFFLER

When you want a waffle but your wife wants dick from you but you wont give it so you give her to a homie while eating a waffle

Jane wants some dick but cant get it from Jack because he wants a waffle so he calls a homie to pork his wife and now shes pregnant with a mixed kid and he has no more waffles, there for he is LE CUCKWAFFLER

by PenisBoy69420 July 17, 2020