if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)
"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"
by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020
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Crush my cock with a rock i must!
Maximum pain i must endure!
Crush my cock with a rock i must!
by The_wildcard April 13, 2021
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The little yellow or white rock found by the tip of the Penis cap, only found in a subset of the population usually circumcised peoples. Scientific name Smegma.
A painful thing to remove, is often from a collection of substances that are in contact with the groin accumulating in a single spot becoming solid and rough. Unlike periods most of the time it needs to be pulled out manually.
Girls "You will never understand what its like to have a period!"
Guy "Have you ever had a cock rock before?"
by Rangoisthebestmovie September 10, 2023
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A game thats played with friends that involves sliding poprocks candy into the urethra of the players and then having a circle jerk. the first one to nut will feel immense pain once the cum reaches the rocks and sets them off. The Last to survive wins.
by Vladcyka November 29, 2019
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When a male gets kidney stones and has to pass solid stones out of their cock.
These kidney stones sure are painful. I really gotta finish passing these cock rocks.
by Cabgtv December 2, 2020
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