by Dylan Crawford January 07, 2020
My roommates asked what my new girlfriend and I were laughing about in bed last night and I told them she’s just a dirty Clarissa
I met a new girl on tinder and she told me she’d prefer to have sex at my house because her neighbors have complained about her being a dirty Clarissa.
I met a new girl on tinder and she told me she’d prefer to have sex at my house because her neighbors have complained about her being a dirty Clarissa.
by glucosemusic May 20, 2019
by ChristopherLovesClarissa June 08, 2011
clarissa burnell
by feyudg November 26, 2011
the greatest lesbian of all time. You may think of GOAT but it's really GLOAT(greatest lesbian of all time) the most loyal and talented person you'll ever meet. She has dyke powers that can make any man give up their girl and is basically as strong a superman. Typically ranges from 5'1-5'5 and has anger issues. Usually rich in real life, but if not then in hella credit card debt. But that doesn't matter because she's just that awesome. She's IMMUNE to the IRS and taxes. Owns 200 guns and can probably skateboard or plays a gay ass instrument like French Horn or some shit. Obsessed with flannels and Jenna Ortega. Super funny and will fight anyone just to see if she'll win. Also is awesome. Not to mention, is super cool.
"Yo! Clarissa is such a cool lesbian" "clarissa, you're like hella gay but it's so awesome!"
"I love clarissa!"
"I love clarissa!"
by Bean gobbler August 20, 2024
Clarissa : * tells an unfunny joke *
You : laughs so hard
Also you : shit why am i laughing ?
You will always caught yourself laughing at her jokes even if its unfunny.
You : laughs so hard
Also you : shit why am i laughing ?
You will always caught yourself laughing at her jokes even if its unfunny.
by scientists research December 22, 2022
A cute, kind and funny girl, well at first.
She has a curvy lower half, and a little on the flat side when it comes to her chest. Short-tempered and bipolar.
All she wants is attention and she'll do anything to get it.
She can lie and betray even her closet friends.
She has a curvy lower half, and a little on the flat side when it comes to her chest. Short-tempered and bipolar.
All she wants is attention and she'll do anything to get it.
She can lie and betray even her closet friends.
Girl: *talking to someone*
Other girl: Hey, why are you over here?
Girl: *Still talking to someone*
Other girl: Fine, I guess we're not friends
Girl: God, she's such a Clarissa
Other girl: Hey, why are you over here?
Girl: *Still talking to someone*
Other girl: Fine, I guess we're not friends
Girl: God, she's such a Clarissa
by ∆Anonymous∆ May 18, 2019