A skank who thinks the only road to female empowerment is through sex, an illusion created by men. She thinks being "street" is cool and tries desperately hard to be black with an extremely rediculous tan, and horrible slang speech, however, we are all confused since she claims to embrace her LATIN roots, not her non-existant African ones.
See: hypocrite, wigga, wigger, shigger
See: hypocrite, wigga, wigger, shigger
by CrimsonBlues January 5, 2005
Get the Christina Aguileramug. A woman who used to be famous and popular at her peak in the late 90's but then became irrelevant when she got pregnant and could no longer be able to be a slut (as that is why so many people liked her).
Now desperately tries to grab onto relevance in the music industry, most recently with her album called "Bionic" which has been nicknamed "Titanic" as it sank very badly. Peaked at number 3 on the hot 200 and the singles did just as bad.
Wishes she could be artists like Madonna, Britney Spears, and Lady Gaga but is simply not that interesting or relevant anymore to the world. Is jealous of Britney Spears as they started off their careers at the same time but even with the world turning against her and having a globally exposed mental breakdown, Britney is still doing strong in terms of sales and person life.
Christina Aguilera is advised by many people now to go back into her house with her son and remain there until she dies, which means her son can inherit her money and most likely turn out to be a male version of Paris Hilton.
Now desperately tries to grab onto relevance in the music industry, most recently with her album called "Bionic" which has been nicknamed "Titanic" as it sank very badly. Peaked at number 3 on the hot 200 and the singles did just as bad.
Wishes she could be artists like Madonna, Britney Spears, and Lady Gaga but is simply not that interesting or relevant anymore to the world. Is jealous of Britney Spears as they started off their careers at the same time but even with the world turning against her and having a globally exposed mental breakdown, Britney is still doing strong in terms of sales and person life.
Christina Aguilera is advised by many people now to go back into her house with her son and remain there until she dies, which means her son can inherit her money and most likely turn out to be a male version of Paris Hilton.
by sayithowitis July 14, 2010
Get the Christina Aguileramug. Christina Aguilera is just another blonde bimbo skank who has no talent and is famous based on MTV type marketing clowns who know they can make money by proping her up in front of a mic and they will make album sales and advertising sales on tv music vid channels - 1) because she will be idolized by a bunch of mindless skank ho's who want to be like her and/or think that they are like her. And, 2) because of a bunch pathetic of horny wanna be cool guy, wanna be tough guy, wanna be gangsta wigger males (who are under the delusion that they are a man) who jack off to her videos.
by Wifukm Yung February 12, 2010
Get the Christina Aguileramug. A desperate wannabe who cannot fucking chose a certain style and stick with it. Her music is played over and over and over on the radio until we want to shoot ourselves, she may be able to sing to some people, but I would honestly rather hear an old fucking hag shit in my ear than hear Candy Man one more fucking time!
by CallyLove August 12, 2007
Get the Christina Aguileramug. the best damn singer on the planet. makes britney spears, beyonce knowles, kelly osborne, pink et al look like a bunch of gag-worthy sideshow pussyfarts.
by kitC January 19, 2004
Get the Christina Aguileramug. Talented singer who has accumulated piercings and now dresses in a promiscuous fashion to please the media.
by Bonnie September 5, 2003
Get the Christina Aguileramug. An ugly ass bitch that cant sing she oversings ugly as hell and a real slut
She tries so hard to be like The talented Britney Spears But Cant do that and never will. Christina Aguelera is just trash, the things that you can do with her cds are not buy them or if you have one give it to your dog.
She tries so hard to be like The talented Britney Spears But Cant do that and never will. Christina Aguelera is just trash, the things that you can do with her cds are not buy them or if you have one give it to your dog.
Christina aguilera, one of the most hated celebrities in the world. Not just America But The entire universe.
by Lady89 April 19, 2006
Get the Christina Aguileramug.