Custerbate

The act of crying while masturbating.

My girlfriend just dumped me, I think I'm going to go home and custerbate.

by Anonymous 12359285 January 3, 2018

Christerbate

The act of masterbating using your own tears as lubrication, whilst thinking about your saviour.

Phrase coined by the Brotherwood of the Machine

I was so sad last night that I had to Christerbate myself to sleep.

by Gilfirkin - BoM July 19, 2019

Casterbater

A person who produces a podcast solely to go back and listen to their voice after every episode while vigorously masturbating. A casterbater also always has an agenda, beyond a full release while listening to the playback

Zaide is a casterbater

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 5, 2023