buglar

That tall asshole who always comments on everything
WE DONT CARE BUGLAR NO ONE DOES STOP TALKING

Buglar shut the fuck up

Buglar has a tiny penis

by Manwiththeinchlongshlong April 22, 2015

ringpiece burgular

a person who takes another's anal virginity.

my sidepiece took 3 months before she let me be her ringpiece burgular

by turboeeyore October 16, 2017

Cereal burgular

A person that breaks in a house to burgularize it, and eats a bowel of cereal before they leave.

The cereal burgular stole my cushions out of my lawn chairs.

by fuquaystone May 10, 2018

Turd burgular

Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard

Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023