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Bret Hart

BRET! THE HITMAN! HART! Second Generation Wrestling hailing from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Is a son of Legendary "Stu Hart." His father, Stu and his wife Helen had 12 children; Smith, Bruce, Keith, Wayne, Dean, Ellie, Georgia, Bret, Allison, Ross, Diana & Owen. Diana would later go on to marry Davey Boy Smith or "The British Bulldog."

Bret Hart is simply the best who's ever graced the WWE ring, despite a small ego problem. His matches are as famous as was his hate for Shawn Micheals. Bret is an accomplished wrestler who wrestled form 1976 to 2001. In 1999 when his baby brother Owen died, he and Chris Beniot held a tribute match to his memory as they (Owen, Bret and Benoit) were Stu Hart Students, and during a hellacious match with Bill Goldberg, Bill attempted a Figure Four Leglock on a turn buckle, Bret's head hit the floor which would later turn out to be a career ending concussion which lead him to vacate the title and retired undefeated WCW Champion.
Bret Hart's Resumé.

5x Stampede International Tag Team titles w/Keith Hart (Four times) in November 1978 and January 1979, twice in 1980, and w/Leo Burke on June 29, 1982

2x Calgary Commonwealth Mid-Heavyweight title in November 1978 and June 1979

6x Stampede North American Heavyweight title three in 1980 and June 26, 1982 and October 17, 1982 and May 3, 1983

WWF/E:
2x WWF Tag Team titles w/Jim Neidhart onJanuary 26, 1987 and August 27, 1990 - Summerslam

2x WWF Intercontinental title August 26, 1991 - Summerslam and on April 5, 1992 = Wrestlemania 8 (Later he dropped the title to is brother-in-law Davey Boy Smith at Suvivor Series in Wembly Stadium in England)

2x WWF King of the Ring on September 7, 1991 (The first is non-televised and unofficial however the televised and official was June 13, 1993)

1994 Co-Royal Rumble Winner with Lex Luger on January 22, 1994

5x WWF Heavyweight title on October 12, 1992 at a house show, on March 20, 1994 - Wrestlemania 10, on November 19, 1995 - Survivor Series, defeating Steve Austin & Undertaker & Vader onFebruary 16, 1997 - In Your House PPV, on August 3, 1997 - Summerslam which lead him and Shawn Micheals to the Montreal "incident."

WCW
4x WCW United States Championship on July 20, 1998, on September 13, 1998, on November 30, 1998 on October 25, 1999);

1x WCW World Tag Team titles w/Bill Goldberg on December 9, 1999

2x WCW World Heavyweight title defeating Chris Benoit in a Tournament on November 21, 1999.However a match with Goldberg ended in a way Hart didn't like, therefore vacted the title and had rematch with Goldberg on December 20, 1999.
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Bret Hart

The greatest wrestler is Pro Wrestling history, no one can top The best there is, The best there was, and The best there ever will be. No one.
Shawn Michaels got NOTHING on The Hitman.
BRET HART > HBK
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Bret Andrusik

A filthy redhead who blazes at the slightest inconvenience.
His har is the hottest known substance and has been known to sublimate diamond.
Joey: Hey John, get Bret in here to cut this titanium.
John: ok, BRET!
Bret Andrusik : don't go disrespecting the Ginge.
by Vladimir Zharkov January 25, 2011
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Bret Michaels Sunday

A day in the life of Bret Michaels.

Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hours. Get breakfast at 1 pm. Gamble a little. Then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (I can't emphasize 'randomly' enough)

Wearing a Duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.

At da club, when asked if you'd like a private dance, simply reply, "Not on Sundays."

Throw in a fist pump or two.

Make sure your bumper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.

This concludes a Bret Michaels Sunday
You'll never enjoy a Sunday as much as a Bret Michaels Sunday.
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Bret Michaels

20ish years ago1980's: a pretty awesome & hot lead singer for the kick-ass hair metal band Poison.

Present Day: a giant tool-bag who doesn't know how to age well, whose best friend is his right hand, and still thinks he is 20 years old and can get all the girls he wants. we'll just call it a mid-life crisis.
Zach: look, it's Bret Michaels.
Robin: what a shame. he used to be so cool
Zach: yea too bad he's a giant toolbag now.
by RouxRoux February 24, 2009
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Bret Stroke

Pronounced "brit stroke". A bret stroke or a bret job is a variation of a hand job. The term was coined because of its similarity to a breast stroke. The jerking motion one uses in a bret job is similar to what a swimmer looks like when they break the surface of the water while performing the breast stroke. The person giving the bret stroke sits either facing the two receivers or sitting in between the receivers. The bret stroker then uses a jerking motion similar to the breast stroke to pleasure the receivers.
1. Lately, all Trent wants to do is sit around on the couch and give Bret Strokes.
by R. Ash February 16, 2009
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Bret Michaels

Lead Vocalist Of Poison. Poison is a heavy metal band established in the late 1980's. Bret Michaels also stars on the VH1 hit show, Rock Of Love.
Ashley-"Hey, did you see Rock Of Love last night?"
Rachel-"Yeah! Bret Michaels was looking pretty damn hot."
by Teala007 August 4, 2007
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