A bacon bouquet is basically the meat equivalent of a dozen roses. It is a bunch of little rosettes made of rolled up bacon slices placed on the ends of flower stems. It's actually quite pretty and the best part is it's edible! You can buy them online from a shop in Texas.
I got my wife a bacon bouquet for her birthday. He loves bacon so I got him a bacon bouquet. My bacon bouquet is mine and I am not sharing.
by hangrymonkey August 4, 2021
Get the bacon bouquetmug. When a girl/woman is surrounded by many black cocks!! A black cock served in a floral print pair of underwear!!
by B-radicalz September 24, 2016
Get the chocolate bannana bouquetmug. A group of still-growing flowers dat you go and stand/sit next to, rather than picking them to take wif you --- i.e., da flowers wouldn't come to you, and so you went to them.
My main squeeze and I both feel dat it is selfish to break off flowers from their plant just so dat they can be used for temporary adornment --- similar to da philosophy dat animals should be da only ones to wear fur --- and so we always partake of Mohammad bouquets instead of having any cut-flower arrangements in our presence.
by QuacksO June 6, 2023
Get the Mohammad bouquetmug. by teesahan May 24, 2023
Get the bouquet of woopsiedasiesmug. I'd love to get with you, but you'll have to bring me a bouquet of roses.
Hmmm.....How many roses?
If you want anything more than a handjob, at least 100 of them
Hmmm.....How many roses?
If you want anything more than a handjob, at least 100 of them
by Curious Dad August 6, 2022
Get the Bouquet of rosesmug. An orgy of all punk rock girls (Perhaps Lesbians) with dyed hair. A reference to the Scott Pilgrim comics. The character Ramona Flowers.
by Smith McCool July 21, 2020
Get the Bouquet of flowersmug. 1. Like it's imagery, plastic bouquets is a declaration of love that is cheap and somewhat insincere.
2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.
2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.
Showing up at her doorstep in the middle of the night was sweet but she couldn't help feeling as if it was all plastic bouquets.
Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.
Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.
by iiexistential July 30, 2008
Get the Plastic Bouquetsmug.