Plastic Bouquets

1. Like it's imagery, plastic bouquets is a declaration of love that is cheap and somewhat insincere.

2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.

Showing up at her doorstep in the middle of the night was sweet but she couldn't help feeling as if it was all plastic bouquets.

Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.

by iiexistential July 30, 2008

Bouquet of flowers

An orgy of all punk rock girls (Perhaps Lesbians) with dyed hair. A reference to the Scott Pilgrim comics. The character Ramona Flowers.

The house next door was like a bouquet of flowers man.

by Smith McCool July 21, 2020

bouquet of woopsiedasies

when you make a lot of mistakes in a sentence

person 1: Today I picked a whole bouquet of woopsiedasies.

by teesahan May 24, 2023

Bouquet of roses

A sly way of talking about price when negotiating for some paid sex.

I'd love to get with you, but you'll have to bring me a bouquet of roses.
Hmmm.....How many roses?

If you want anything more than a handjob, at least 100 of them

by Curious Dad August 6, 2022

Bouquet

A name for a group of happy axolotl

“I saw a Bouquet of axolotl at the pet store.”
“Impossible.”

by Axie R. Axolotl October 16, 2021

Mohammad bouquet

A group of still-growing flowers dat you go and stand/sit next to, rather than picking them to take wif you --- i.e., da flowers wouldn't come to you, and so you went to them.

My main squeeze and I both feel dat it is selfish to break off flowers from their plant just so dat they can be used for temporary adornment --- similar to da philosophy dat animals should be da only ones to wear fur --- and so we always partake of Mohammad bouquets instead of having any cut-flower arrangements in our presence.

by QuacksO June 6, 2023

chocolate bannana bouquet

When a girl/woman is surrounded by many black cocks!! A black cock served in a floral print pair of underwear!!

I gave that bitch a chocolate bannana bouquet for valentine's day!!

by B-radicalz September 24, 2016