A bacon bouquet is basically the meat equivalent of a dozen roses. It is a bunch of little rosettes made of rolled up bacon slices placed on the ends of flower stems. It's actually quite pretty and the best part is it's edible! You can buy them online from a shop in Texas.
I got my wife a bacon bouquet for her birthday. He loves bacon so I got him a bacon bouquet. My bacon bouquet is mine and I am not sharing.
by hangrymonkey August 05, 2021
An orgy of all punk rock girls (Perhaps Lesbians) with dyed hair. A reference to the Scott Pilgrim comics. The character Ramona Flowers.
by Smith McCool July 21, 2020
I'd love to get with you, but you'll have to bring me a bouquet of roses.
Hmmm.....How many roses?
If you want anything more than a handjob, at least 100 of them
Hmmm.....How many roses?
If you want anything more than a handjob, at least 100 of them
by Curious Dad August 07, 2022
by Axie R. Axolotl October 17, 2021
by Lucid Xaoc Reigns August 24, 2021
1. Like it's imagery, plastic bouquets is a declaration of love that is cheap and somewhat insincere.
2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.
2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.
Showing up at her doorstep in the middle of the night was sweet but she couldn't help feeling as if it was all plastic bouquets.
Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.
Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.
by iiexistential June 03, 2006
When a girl/woman is surrounded by many black cocks!! A black cock served in a floral print pair of underwear!!
by B-radicalz February 06, 2016