Croatian bookmark

To take a dump in a book. This leaves a nice surprise for whoever owns the book.

Student 1 - Someone keeps leaving their history book in the best spot in the library to save their seat. It really pisses me off.
Student 2 - Leave them a Croatian bookmark in the section on World War I. That'll teach them a lesson!

by Wind Rain and Lava December 19, 2008

Croatian bookmark

To mark a page in a book by taking a dump on the page and then closing the book on it.

To friend: I was upset with my roommate so I left him a Croatian bookmark in Chapter 4 of his History book. He'll never think of the 100 Years War without remembering that little bookmark.

by Wind, Rain and Lava December 16, 2008

New Guinea bookmark

When spooning, a man puts his penis in between the butt cheeks or thighs of the person hes spooning, until they fall asleep.

Last night I gave my wife a New Guinea bookmark, in the morning she gave me a German Lawnmower.

by rs261 December 26, 2009

Lincoln Tissue Bookmark

When you go to Barnes and Nobles and pay 5 dollars for a bookmark of a fake dollar bill or some other sheit when you could have just used the 5 dollar bill as a bookmark! commonsense !

Liz: Imma go get me a bookmark from BNB with these Lincoln tissue bookmark.
Moe: Why not just use the Lincoln tissue as a bookmark?
Liz: omg, duh! that just blew my mind.

by lizdawiz January 31, 2019

Bookmark this

Let's mark this as a point to revist/come back to a later point. Let's pause this conversation here

Let's agree to bookmark this

by magic miles May 5, 2015

No Bookmarked

When you are supposed to have read a book and the test is the next day and you stay up the night before and read the book all the way through.

Jim: Bro, did you read "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"?
Joe: Yeah man, I no bookmarked that thing so hard last night!
Jim: Nice!

by CollegeRush November 15, 2011

Bookmark whore

A male or female that keeps record or can recall all the people they have been with, meaning as dating and or sleeping with.

The other day I was talking with a friend about my boyfriend and our conversation suddenly jumped to all the guys she has been with. What a bookmark whore!

by You Defined Me August 4, 2011