Boner Stoked

So stoked that you have a boner.

"Dude I landed that hill flip I've been working on I'm so boner stoked!" "I'm boner stoked about bombing this parking garage it looks like some gnarly speed!!!!" "Why are you so boner stoked?"

by Black Colby January 15, 2014

boner snap

The act of snapping one's boner.

John was in shower and was thinking of girls sweatpants. He fell and broke his boner, the doctor said it was a classic boner snap.

by Brandon Anthony Murphy May 18, 2008

Boner sprint

The act of sprinting out of a house with a still erect tallywhacker (penis) after ejaculating on a woman's tits mid-coitus

After I jizzed on that hot chick from the indian casino, I had to boner sprint out of there cuz she was pissed

by Garythecougar January 21, 2011

glaive boner syndrome

When ever you hear a song by glaive you get a boner 5 seconds I

Am I only the only one here with glaive boner syndrome

by Redjet64 November 18, 2021

Boner Sucker

Someone who performs fellatio (aka sucks boners).

Most commonly used as an insult.

Dave stop acting like such a boner sucker.

by 4949ers August 9, 2010

boner shield

any object used to hide, or "shield", your boner from the general public.

My boner shield is covering the huge erection pointing towards pluto.

by NuCKaLuCKa January 2, 2007

boner spark

verb- the act of gaining one's erection due to any of the five senses being positively influenced by an attractive lifeform.

Morgan boner sparked me!

by Ham Sandwiches August 25, 2005