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when you take a hard shit too hard and some comes out but the rest of it wont come out so you squeeze harder and try to get it to come out, and if it doesn't come out you then begin to start shaking and wiggling your butt and try to shake the shit out of you, and when it still doesn't come out you then squeeze harder and you then blow your ass hole out.
david: (on the phone to his friend) hey man
max: hey
david: what you doing
max: nothing but im trying to take a shit and it wont come out
david: shit thats tuff
max: hold up give me a minute im trying to squeeze it out harder
david: damn ok
2 hours later
david: hey man you get it out ok
max: nah its almost out........2 minutes after

max: my ASS HOLE just blew out david
david: ok im calling the ambulance
max: ok hurry
david: where are you
max: umm in your house

david: the fuck how you in my house hold up
(goes to his bathroom and goes and looks)
david: what the fuck happened in here there is shit everywhere
max: i had a blow out

david: omg im calling the ambulance
ass hole blow out- i take a shit and it wont come out so then i push harder and i blow my ass crack out
by ddkbvhjkok May 15, 2019
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After I fucked my girlfriend in the ass, she gave me a butt hole blow job.
by TommyIce June 30, 2011
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Insult, generally rejecting a concept or a proposal. See bung hole.
You say you're in love with me! Blow it out your bung hole.
by octopod November 22, 2003
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blow-holed

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When someone comes up to hug you or give you a kiss, and they accidentally blow snot from one nostril all over your face. in doing so the sound of a whale blowing water from it's blow-hole is made.
Our daughter went to give my wife a hug and accidentally sneezed and blew snot from one nostril all over one side of my wifes face.Without thinking I said "she blow-holed you."
by #hubbs January 24, 2010
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When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.
Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.
by DLDLP February 8, 2017
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Feces blowhole

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When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.
Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.
by Arturo and Trevor December 31, 2012
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