Gollum Banging

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.

Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.

by The Wizzard of Odd February 23, 2011

Iowa Banging

When you're out on a dance floor and you finger a girl while dancing.

We were out on the dance floor Iowa Banging.

by Skew19 January 18, 2010

Banging Shit

Slang for 'a large poo.' When your desperate for a MASSIVE shit. Also if you wait long enough your poo could turn 'banging.'

Person: This shit just turned banging.

or

Person 1: Gosh I need a Banging Shit.
Person 2: How do you know its Banging?
Person 1: Because I tell its going to be huge!!

by Rebbs July 9, 2010

banging like a biscuit

something that is delicious or amazing

(PVP SAAAN!!)

eg:cookies,apples,bananas,cake and pizza

banging like a biscuit:cookies,cake,apples,pizza,bananas and other things

by creeperdudeable March 22, 2013

Banging on a mailbox

Knocking boots on top of a mailbox. The act is particularly disrespectful to the owner of said boots as well as a federal crime. It can be used as an act of revenge or as an erotic way of expressing one's affections.

Man, that girl is so hot I just wanna bang her on a mailbox!

or

In order to right the wrongs in his life, Greg was later seen banging on a mailbox.

or
That guy messed with me and the only way to get him back is to bang his girlfriend on a mailbox.

by Nick @ B3YOND! March 7, 2009

banging a clown

the act of doing little to nothing other than relaxing. originated as a spoof of the Counting Crows song, "Hangingaround".

Paul: What are you up to?
Jason: Not much too fucking much, just banging a clown.

by Dr. P.J. Conlike January 11, 2009

Banging a play

(V) The action of selling drugs to somebody

Jon:Yo did you just see jose banging a play in his boxers?
Ryan:Yea dude that shit was crazy!

by Jmezz March 7, 2010