Baron Von Douchenstein

Someone who actively seeks out opportunities to be a douche to people he does not like rather then simply avoiding them and letting them go about their business. The Baron thinks that the people he dislikes simply don't have the right to exist in the same universe as they do and feel the need to point that out to them excessively. He will often perform his douchiest acts in secret so that no one else will know about his douchery.

He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.

This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.

The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.

ex 1. Disliked person : "Oh look, I have 50 emails from facebook saying that Baron Von Douchenstein has tagged me in my own photos as "Asshole" What a SHOCK!"

ex 2. Disliked person : "Oh look, Baron Von Douchenstein is out with so and so and also wants Urkel to get out of his way... That show was on, what 20 years ago? Isn't he dead?"

by [e-mail] February 22, 2011

baron samedi

it is a swift back hand slap to the back of the neck usually done when standing up and the one being slapped is sitting down not expecting it. the baron samedi should be accomadated by the sam noise

if you dont settle down you are gonna get a baron samedi

james gave him a baron samedi because he was being an ass clown

by jubajumble February 10, 2009

baron von doggystyle

Nickname given to Phil Brown who was known for his sexual prowess in the greater Pittsburgh area. Legend has it that he was a decendant of royalty and could perform doggystyle like a motherfucker. The ladies referred to him as half man half amazing. When walking down the street one would hear people whisper, There goes Baron Von Doggystyle, the world's greatest lover!

That guy can bone like no other. He is a modern day Baron Von Doggystyle.

by Dr Love Bone December 12, 2016

Baron-Von-Brunk

A popular user on the off topic forum located at g4tv.com. He is quite popular for his outstanding pictures.

Baron-Von-Brunk is awesome

by Vyse-The-Legend May 9, 2004

baron wasteland

A woman's , well, you know

jesus spent 40 days and 40 nights IN
a baron wasteland

by ur mom December 23, 2003

baron munchausen

When you thoroughly go down on your girl, so that she's coming so hard she tries to crack your head like a nut but you don't stop until she pries you off her still throbbing clit or she begs you to stop before she passed out.

Bro 1: Hey, why's your face all beat up?
Bro 2: I went all Baron Munchausen on my girl last night. 3 times. She passed out after number 3. She has wicked strong thighs.

by HelixFish December 8, 2015

baron samedi

A person on Gameranger who bosses people around trying to get attention. And if someone makes him mad he will verbally attack them behind their backs because he is a coward.

Baron Samedi: Get out of here you
Tuttle: God your character got old fast.
Tuttle: Im leaving i can't stand you.

later on: Baron Samedi: Tuttle is a turtle

by Sean Carmean December 13, 2008