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Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook to life.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
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Avacado syndrome

When one is addicted to avacados and will die if they eat something else
Dude she has avacado syndrome dont give that to her
To late

Well she is dead now
by L7cy November 10, 2019
mugGet the Avacado syndromemug.

avacado

tastes similar to an avacado
by yum in my tum tum August 2, 2023
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