arilda

Arilda

The most beautiful girl in the entire world. I once knew an Arilda when I was younger, but I lost her. It is so rare to find one, so when you do, never let her go. Ida's are witty and can always make you laugh more than anyone else. She isn't just beautiful but drop dead gorgeous. She cares about you more than you ever thought someone possibly could. Her smile is so perfect and makes you light up just seeing it. It is likely that Ida's are dancers or performers are they are theatrical and are incredible to watch. They are the perfect mix of graceful and clumsy that can't be explained unless you know an Arilda. They most likely have a few close friends who love them more than words can explain that they trust with the world. If you are lucky enough to know an Ida, chances are that you only know one. If you find yourself falling for an Arilda, tell her. Always tell her. She probably likes you too.
I think I'm falling for Arilda. I mean, she's just perfect.

by Dam shit November 11, 2019

arnold pharma

When you receive one dose of the Pfizer COVID vaccine and one dose of the Moderna vaccine.

“Hey dude did they give you moderna this time?”
“Yeah I got my Arnold pharma now”

by Publius21 November 18, 2021

Old Arnold

The penis of an elderly man in its flaccid state

"Whip out your Old Arnold", Gertrude demanded of Albert, "I haven't got all day!".

by 9district9 November 8, 2020

Arnold Schwarznegger

Mr Universe with the biggest muscles ever seen

Hey look its arnie in terminator mode!!!

by Craig David March 18, 2004

gay arnold palmer

A non-alcoholic beverage containing 1/2 pink (strawberry) lemonade and 1/2 raspberry iced tea. Based on an Arnold Palmer drink, but gayer.

I wanted a gay Arnold Palmer, but they were out of raspberry iced tea.

by a. n. o. nymous April 27, 2008

Benedict Arnold Bath

When you promise your load to a willing little whore, then go back on your word, lay on your back, throw your legs behind your head, and bust on your own face. You commit treason on yourself.

Nancy sure was surprised when instead of giving her a facial as usual, I rolled over and gave myself a Benedict Arnold Bath.

by Brooks III December 25, 2007

Arnold Schwarznegger

When you are pumping the i-ron and it feels so good you feel like your are cumming.

1. Arnold Schwarznegger says 'It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.'

2. I had an Arnold Schwarznegger for a few minutes during my workout.

by Dinggus April 26, 2006