Alastair

Someone with a gynormous cock and balls, all the bitches love him and he is worshipped by his pears.
To be an Alastair, is to be God

Did you know john has a massive dick?
Wow! he's such an Alastair

by Vestusual May 30, 2023

Alastair Bull

Cunt

You're such an Alastair Bull you massive liverpool fan cunt

by SlutBallerStar December 29, 2018

Alastair

Typically can be found in your local vape shop, Alastair is a rather peculiar person whom your parents might ask you to stay away from. Other then being weird, he is a smart and bright fellow but is always clumsy.

Did you hear about Alastair? Yeah, we should watch out for him.

by NikRamen November 6, 2022

Alastair Cheetham

14As best defender

Alastair Cheetham is the 14As best defender

by Dirty Darren September 22, 2020

Alastair McCrae

Alastair McCrae is a little man

Dan: “Do you know Alastair McCrae?”
Sam: “no”
Dan: “exactly”

by HealyMeister January 8, 2022