Person 1: 'Did you see Levi today?'
Person 2: 'Yeah. He's hot asf'
Person 1: 'And super daddy material'
Levi Ackerman: Humanity's strongest soldier.
Person 2: 'Yeah. He's hot asf'
Person 1: 'And super daddy material'
Levi Ackerman: Humanity's strongest soldier.
by leviscumbiscuit November 10, 2020
Get the Levi Ackerman mug.Levi Ackerman is a 30 something year old man whose friends all died so he is forced to hang out with 17 year olds. He is sexually attracted to cleaning supplies and Erwin Smith. Maybe also Eren Yeager but that's illegal so he keeps it on the down low. He grew up in the hood so he a strong little birch. His eyebrows look like twigs but its cool.
"Hey did you see that 30 year old possible pedophile in the park hanging out with those young kids in the park?"
"Yeah why was he caressing a bottle of Windex?"
"Yeah I think his name was Levi Ackerman"
"Yeah why was he caressing a bottle of Windex?"
"Yeah I think his name was Levi Ackerman"
by allisonistrashh September 2, 2017
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Hot ass dude that’s in his mid 30s with a sad pass.
Loves to clean and loves amazing No matter what he does.
Loves to beat the shit out of people (Expecally teens)
For some reason some people call him daddy. 🤢
Loves to clean and loves amazing No matter what he does.
Loves to beat the shit out of people (Expecally teens)
For some reason some people call him daddy. 🤢
by OnlineAnimeFreak May 15, 2018
Get the Levi Ackerman mug.Person 1: Poor Levi, I heard he lost his mother as a kid
Person 2: I heard that too, I believe her name was Kuchel Ackerman…
Person 2: I heard that too, I believe her name was Kuchel Ackerman…
by MasterTitan July 28, 2016
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Get the Johnathan Ackerman mug.The equivalent to the boogie monster. The short creature that comes out at night and nibbles little children’s ears if they have a messy room. Levi is rumored to be 3”4 and very attractive to eye witnesses.
“I leave one pair of shoes out on my floor and i wake up to a hot midget, Levi Ackerman, bitting my ear!”
“The mother warned her children to tidy their rooms, otherwise Levi Ackerman would come by at night and nibble their ears.”
“The mother warned her children to tidy their rooms, otherwise Levi Ackerman would come by at night and nibble their ears.”
by p1ssk1nk321 July 24, 2021
Get the levi ackerman mug.an eternal ethereal goddess who i want to marry she has short black hair and is tall (taller than me at least) she is very gorgeous and she used to simp for eren but he is an asshole who just has to be saved 24/7 and looks like jesus in season 4.
mikasa ackerman is most likely bisexual because she loved sasha!!!! (i don’t make the rules i only enforce them)
as i am a woman myself i would very much like mikasa to use her strong arms to save me from titans and i would marry her and treat her better than eren jaeger
also goth mikasa is so freaking pretty
anyone who calls her “mankasa” is just someone who gets no pussy or dick and is literally a virgin who probably plays COD but sucks at it and gets carried in the game
if you look like mikasa HMU IMMEDIATELY SHAWTY i’ll treat u right i promise
mikasa ackerman is most likely bisexual because she loved sasha!!!! (i don’t make the rules i only enforce them)
as i am a woman myself i would very much like mikasa to use her strong arms to save me from titans and i would marry her and treat her better than eren jaeger
also goth mikasa is so freaking pretty
anyone who calls her “mankasa” is just someone who gets no pussy or dick and is literally a virgin who probably plays COD but sucks at it and gets carried in the game
if you look like mikasa HMU IMMEDIATELY SHAWTY i’ll treat u right i promise
Me: “What attack on titan character do you kin?”
Pretty girl: “Mikasa Ackerman”
Me: “PLEASE MARRY ME!!!”
Pretty girl: “okay” *lipbite*
Pretty girl: “Mikasa Ackerman”
Me: “PLEASE MARRY ME!!!”
Pretty girl: “okay” *lipbite*
by kikilovesmikasa March 19, 2021
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