by Wheato5 February 26, 2020

To lie face down on the floor in a kind of reversed plank position. Often done to fake injury for attention or to get out of drinking another pint when you’re struggling to keep up.
I couldn’t keep up with the lads on a session so I threw a little smithy and got some put on oxygen my an air stewardess. While I was down there I had a good sniff of her toes and got a little semi too!
by Gnarles Dickens January 31, 2024

A poor job, especially in a educational context. A south-east Australian expression and common in Tasmania.
by Pattys boy August 17, 2022

Well Smithy, this is a cool nickname for that one guy who is sometimes funny, sometimes annoying but is just that all around guy. Some people don't like him some people do. He is quite smart but once again sometimes annoying. Once you find a Smithy you'll probably want to let him go but when you do you will definitely want him back.
by Simple man taboo October 21, 2021

by Jr gods gift May 30, 2020

Why the FUCK is 'Smithy' censored?
by Why the hell did I make this May 18, 2021

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.
Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!
by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022
