the most annoying person on online forums. usally troll alot or think they are the bomb. a lot of the noobs use l33t speak just to anno the public masses
noob: h3y n00bs if you c4nt d0 th1ngs th4t 4r3 c00l j00 s0uld g3t 0ffl1n3 n0w.
normal person: hey noob shut the hell up no one gives a crap about you
normal person: hey noob shut the hell up no one gives a crap about you
by L33tm4s73r November 25, 2011
"Noob" is a term frequently used in online gaming, and pertains to immature ignoramuses with no grammatical/vocabulary skills. In technical terms, a noob can be referred to as an ultracrepidarian, inaniloquent, autohagiographer.
Every noob can be described as having one or more of these qualities.
Ultracrepidarian: A person who gives opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Inaniloquent: Speaking foolishly or saying stupid things.
Autohagiographer: A person who talks in a conceited manner about their own life and accomplishments.
Calling a noob an "ultracrepidarian, inaniloquent, autohagiographer" can yield interesting and often entertaining results.
Every noob can be described as having one or more of these qualities.
Ultracrepidarian: A person who gives opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Inaniloquent: Speaking foolishly or saying stupid things.
Autohagiographer: A person who talks in a conceited manner about their own life and accomplishments.
Calling a noob an "ultracrepidarian, inaniloquent, autohagiographer" can yield interesting and often entertaining results.
An example of a noob being ultracrepidarian:
Noob: oh ya????? well ur ugly and hav no lyf! u jus sit at teh pc all day talking mean 2 ppl! U FAIL!!!11!
An example of a noob being inaniloquous:
Noob: roflololllollol omg ur such a n00b! i own ur FACE!!!!1!1!!~~~11!!
An example of a noob being an autohagiographer:
Noob: omg so im lyk rly rly rich and prtty and every1 lyks me and... etc.
Noob: oh ya????? well ur ugly and hav no lyf! u jus sit at teh pc all day talking mean 2 ppl! U FAIL!!!11!
An example of a noob being inaniloquous:
Noob: roflololllollol omg ur such a n00b! i own ur FACE!!!!1!1!!~~~11!!
An example of a noob being an autohagiographer:
Noob: omg so im lyk rly rly rich and prtty and every1 lyks me and... etc.
by EchoSempai January 10, 2009
Noob: A term used to insult people, offically naming them unskilled, worthless, pieces of garbage. Often used in video games such as:
Runescape
Maplestory
Combat Arms
Halo
COD 5
Gears of War 2
Blackshot
Runescape
Maplestory
Combat Arms
Halo
COD 5
Gears of War 2
Blackshot
A way to find a noob:
A typical noob reaction, "Dude you hack"
A typical noob reaction, "Dude you suck"
A typical noob reaction, "Anything you do I can do better"
A typical noob reaction, "I can OWN you NOOB"
A typical noob reaction, "What the hell? YOU HACK!"
Noob actions:
Spamming
Profanity
Harrassment
Some sort of hacking
Glitching
Tapping
Team Killing
A typical noob reaction, "Dude you hack"
A typical noob reaction, "Dude you suck"
A typical noob reaction, "Anything you do I can do better"
A typical noob reaction, "I can OWN you NOOB"
A typical noob reaction, "What the hell? YOU HACK!"
Noob actions:
Spamming
Profanity
Harrassment
Some sort of hacking
Glitching
Tapping
Team Killing
by NoobNubMania July 28, 2009
John: "You're a noob."
Noob: "What!? What did you just call me?! I can pwn you boy with my 1337 skillz in Halo, GoW, WoW, CS, SC, MoH, BMW, YMCA, DUI, RDLGQ2UYZRT!! And-and also ..." etc.
John: "I rest my case."
Noob: "What!? What did you just call me?! I can pwn you boy with my 1337 skillz in Halo, GoW, WoW, CS, SC, MoH, BMW, YMCA, DUI, RDLGQ2UYZRT!! And-and also ..." etc.
John: "I rest my case."
by Blu489 February 22, 2008
dude ur such a noob = dude ur such and idiot, dude ur such a newb = dude ur such a new player (low lvl/newbie)
by LADLEMAO April 22, 2010
Noob: Shit man, the girl I met yesterday won't call me back!?
Friend: How many times did you call her?
Nood: Like 10 times... Every 10 miniutes... Is that too much?
Friend: Shit man!! You're a NOOB at getting chicks!!
Why don't you get anything right? Gezzz you're a true NOOB!!
Friend: How many times did you call her?
Nood: Like 10 times... Every 10 miniutes... Is that too much?
Friend: Shit man!! You're a NOOB at getting chicks!!
Why don't you get anything right? Gezzz you're a true NOOB!!
by highschool-cutie October 05, 2011
Person 1: *Is playing badly*
Person 2: Bro, you're such a noob.
Person 1: Dude, are you from like 2017 or something?
Person 2: Bro, you're such a noob.
Person 1: Dude, are you from like 2017 or something?
by General-Kenobi July 07, 2020