salad

1. noun - a woman that looks like she has been chopped up more often than the lettuce in a Big Mac
2. noun - a girl that needs to eat salad to lose some kegs; a fat chick

1. I'd admit that I slipped one up her if she wasn't such a salad.
2. That salad looks like she's got more rolls than the village bakery.

by dero-licked December 16, 2004

salad

A colloquial term for money derived from its leafey green color.

He is making mad salad at that new job.

by Podnuttz October 7, 2008

Salad

Not your main girl/boyfriend; a sideting

Nahhhh youre a salad HAHAHAHAHAAHA

by Xao1X October 16, 2019

salad

a drunk cocky frat boy who turns into the en salada and becomes baligerant and obnoxious while drinking.

Bryant: "You want me."
Me: "You're such a salad."

by crazylovesmash4 September 26, 2008

Salad

A salad is a group of paralyze people in one room

What’s up bro I made a salad last night it was pretty fun

by Jacob bason November 2, 2020

salad

someone who is identified as salad is hotter than hot, being salad means you're the step above hot.

girl 1:"omg he's so hot"
girl 2:"he's better than that he is salad"

by justanotherurbangirl March 22, 2016

Salad

Expensive leaf nonsense.

No, I do not want any salad. Expensive leaf nonsense is for rabbits, and I am not a rabbit.

by loserkingg September 17, 2018