Gloria is a short lil girl. She waddles when she walks, and hits every beat. She stars in National Geographic and doesn’t gain a pound when she eats. She’s sexy, and a badass. REEE
by Walking bible April 4, 2019
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by Yozza September 18, 2006
The pick-me girl that literally everyone hates, will break as many friendship as it takes to be "popular". That girl who is sassy as fuck and is "dirty minded", aka trying to fit in because everyone makes "dirty" jokes. Meaning, a typical Karen, but with a different name.
by ayane._. March 24, 2022
by ForeignPeanut October 22, 2012
Gloria is a pretty and usually little girl. You cannot fail to notice a Gloria in the street. She’s always the best dressed and provocative girl in every situtation.She’s empathic and often cares too much about others opinions. But if you find a Gloria, you’ll find a true friend cause you can be sure she’ll put you first. Gloria is bipolar. She can treat you like a king or like the last piece of shit on the earth. In bed she can be a cute doll or a rageous beast. Gloria is simply Gloria.
A: wow, who’s that girl shining with her clothes at the end of the street?
B: She’s obviously Gloria
B: She’s obviously Gloria
by ricooo_ November 21, 2021
BEAUTY- 8.5/10
ATTRACTIVE- 9/10
CORRUPT- 0/10
SEXY- 8/10
NYASH- 5/10
FUNNY- 8.5/10
TEMPER- 4/10
ONLINE- 7/10
VAWULENCE SKILLS- 2/10
VOICE-10!
BEST FRIEND(S)- P.O.G
HATES MOST- CLASSIFIED
CRUSH- CLASSIFIED
TYPE- CRAZY BEAUTY
ATTRACTIVE- 9/10
CORRUPT- 0/10
SEXY- 8/10
NYASH- 5/10
FUNNY- 8.5/10
TEMPER- 4/10
ONLINE- 7/10
VAWULENCE SKILLS- 2/10
VOICE-10!
BEST FRIEND(S)- P.O.G
HATES MOST- CLASSIFIED
CRUSH- CLASSIFIED
TYPE- CRAZY BEAUTY
by Ebuksam January 6, 2023