Random spasms of energy that makes your pe(t) go top speed to, around, and through whatever they can.
by Guy who makes words. November 7, 2022
Get the The Zoomiesmug. Refers to street racers weaving in traffic on busy highways moving left and right, switching lanes to avoid slower cars
by OlmanWilfried November 3, 2022
Get the zoomiesmug. After a cat shits and runs like the wind because they feel free. But to you it just looks like your cat is running chaotically around your home.
Pet Owner 1 "Why is the cat running around so much, she almost ran right into me!"
Pet Owner 2 "Man, she got the zoomies! Must've just shat."
Pet Owner 2 "Man, she got the zoomies! Must've just shat."
by shane hates cops July 31, 2021
Get the zoomiesmug. See also: akathisia, Restless Legs Syndrome, or listen to "I Wanna Be Sedated"
It's like someone is in a time-dilation bubble and they're multitasking for 30 years while your parents watched you for an hour
It's like someone is in a time-dilation bubble and they're multitasking for 30 years while your parents watched you for an hour
"Well he stopped hearing voices for a while, but he gets the zoomies every day."
"Bobby had the zoomies all week and so he won't be awake for soccer or church this weekend."
"Bobby had the zoomies all week and so he won't be awake for soccer or church this weekend."
by Don Palabros February 4, 2025
Get the Zoomiesmug. by Evangelinebomdia April 30, 2024
Get the He got The zoomiesmug. by WhitimalsJJJ April 20, 2022
Get the Sus umi zoomimug. by timlight December 17, 2020
Get the zoomiemug.