(adjective)
that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected
Popularised by brian david gilbert's musical sketch video
that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected
Popularised by brian david gilbert's musical sketch video
*bites into a pickle that is a little squishier than one would have originally predicted for it to be*
Person A: "Wow, this pickle: It's making me feel all zjierb!"
Person B: "Ah yes, that feeling of zjierbness (noun) is all too a mysterious one"
Person A: "Wow, this pickle: It's making me feel all zjierb!"
Person B: "Ah yes, that feeling of zjierbness (noun) is all too a mysterious one"
by Jack.iechan February 16, 2021

by Pussy galore February 16, 2021

I took a bite of this pickle and it's a little squishier than i expected, feeling pretty zjierb right now
by frituurkoning February 16, 2021

A word for that unique feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected, coined by Brian David Gilbert in the music(?) video "that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected"
It is not disgust, it is not rage, it is Zjierb.
It is not disgust, it is not rage, it is Zjierb.
"I feel... Zjierb."
by Beep2019 February 15, 2021

A term coined by brian david gilbert. Zjierb (noun: zjierbness) is "that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected".
Brian: *opens pickle jar* *bites into pickle that's a little squishier than he expected* *contentedly chewing*
Brian: I feel... zjierb
Karen: *bites into pickle that's a little squishier than she expected*
(Both simultaneously): Zjierbness
Brian: I feel... zjierb
Karen: *bites into pickle that's a little squishier than she expected*
(Both simultaneously): Zjierbness
by apuddingbasin February 16, 2021

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected. The feeling isn't disgust, that's incorrect, it's not disappointment, we know what disappointment feels like, anger is not the specific feeling that you feel, it's... zjierb. zjierbness
"That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected, what's that called?"
"zjierb."
"zjierb."
by OatsieANDOodles February 15, 2021

Person 1: Hey, How are those pickles
Person 2: A bit too soft
Person 1: I bet you're feeling pretty zjierb right now
Person 2: I am
Person 2: A bit too soft
Person 1: I bet you're feeling pretty zjierb right now
Person 2: I am
by Ryalza February 16, 2021
